by Ramin Mazaheri
(Note: This leaked email has not yet been verified by WikiLeaks:)
Date: 2017-07-31
Source: Langley CIA HQ
Classification: SECRET/NOFORN/MLBNLCSWS
S E C R E T
SECTION 08 OF 1,843 WASHINGTON – AC0871108
SUBJECT: CIA Sub-Deputy says anti-Russia campaign detracting from war effort against Iran
CLASSIFICATION APPROVED BY: CLASSIFIED
REASON: 1.4 (a), (g)
Since October 2016 CIA operatives have successfully stepped up operations both around and within Iran.
I can report that Stuxnet 2.0 has been implanted: Iran’s radar and air traffic control will be essentially nullified once hostilities begin.
Trusted handlers have created an effective network to coordinate the neutralization of their speedboat capabilities in the Gulf, meaning our aircraft carriers will encounter little resistance.
CIA operatives inside their rocket program have the self-destruct codes to knock out their satellite capabilities. Iran’s technological advancements in this area remain a commercial threat to Western telecommunications dominance. Our prolonged delay of war prevents us from ending this continued embarrassment.
But maintaining public focus on Russia has indeed been the perfect cover for ramping up our anti-Iran activities.
The public has been lulled to sleep on Iran, and all they need is to be shaken awake.
That brings me to the point of this email:
Everything is clearly in place to finally launch war against Iran, but we risk missing this opportunity due to a refusal to let go of the Russophobia campaign. Therefore, I must insist that we terminate that campaign so that Iran can resume its rightful and historic place as US public enemy number one.
I fear that many at Langley have started to believe their own Russophobic hype, but I remind everyone the anti-Putin campaign was always supposed to be just a cover: We have never been able to swing public opinion in favor of war against Iran, but we correctly reasoned that war with Iran would look much more appealing after months of threats of war with Russia.
However, I wonder if the Russophobia campaign hasn’t metastasized beyond our control?
Worrying signs
I first started to have questions when Langley bathroom graffiti started to lampoon Putin instead of Khamenei. The very few limericks I have recently seen against Khamenei have even misspelled his name.
It’s sloppy, and it indicates a worrying lack of familiarity with what should be our primary target: Iran.
I became more alarmed after our latest weekly briefing with Rachel Maddow. She insists on staying with Russia because they get her better ratings: she says that Iranian women who hate their Revolution but still wear hejabs are “not hot”.
Well of course they aren’t! What does she think a hejab is for?
But we have destroyed Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Syria – how can we leave Iran out of our plans for totally leveling Muslim countries for trying to be Muslim? That’s just plain un-American! Any job worth doing is a job worth doing right!
Let’s not break with years of planning just because the Russophobia campaign has succeeded beyond anyone’s imagination.
Frankly, we all know who to pin this screw-up on: Hillary.
Hillary knew it had to be Iran and THEN Russia. Hell, it was her idea! And that’s why she legalized those terrorist psychos the MKO, a group which has as much chance of being accepted as leader as Benedict Arnold did after the American Revolution.
But Trump’s victory threw everything off track. This email is to get back to what we’ve done since 1979 – try to implode Iran, as that idiot John Kerry once accidentally admitted in Paris.
(Reporter’s Note: See below for details)
First of all: It’s not the CIA’s fault Hillary blew the election – we rigged as many vote machines as we could! It’s not our fault some hillbilly counties put their money into K-12 education instead of computerized voting machines.
Frankly, I blame Huma Abedin, because Hillary’s closest aide needs to get blamed for something, right? How can someone so close to power get left off the hook for everything? Maybe if she spent less time with Hillary, then maybe her husband Anthony Weiner wouldn’t be over-revved and texting naked photos, knowwhutI’msayin? Hey FBI! Don’t think Langley has forgotten that’s how you first started searching Clinton’s emails!
I don’t want to say I told you so, but we should have made Hillary’s BFF a Russian instead of a Saudi: Muslims stick together.
And that is why we are trying to break off Kurdistan immediately. But how is that going to happen when 8 million Iranian Kurds show no sign of revolt?!
Iran has made us look bad much longer than Putin
Let’s look at the scoreboard: Since 1979 Iran has been nothing but trouble, but at least Gorby and Yeltsin gave us 15 years of high-quality looting. I mean – y’all have some real short memories: I brought up “Ted Koppel” to some younger operatives and they didn’t even know who he was, and the guy was on TV nightly for years thanks to the hostage crisis! The effectiveness of his toupee ruined my shares in that hair implant corporation!
Where’s our payback been for the hostage crisis? A few murdered scientists? One paltry downed passenger airliner? Decades of economic strangulation? Not nearly enough! And how can we let Iran get away with Revolution? It’s been a terrible precedent!
Let’s forget Hillary and restart at zero: Finally, we have a pro anti-Iran president. Unlike Obama the Muslim. (I guess Indonesia is Shia? Is that why he protected Iran?)
We really lucked out with Trump: He only talked tough on Iran and Cuba during the election campaign, so we caught a major break there. I don’t know why Trump has such an aversion to Iran – could be because he’s from New York City and the Empire State, could be because he’s got major Zionists in his family by marriage, or it could be because one of the last great untapped markets for golf resorts is Iran.
Trump is ready to snap back those snap-back sanctions after every 90-day review and he is just itching for the chance. With such a system in place, how long is the JCPOA going to last, realistically? 180 days? 270? Does anyone really seeing it holding up for years? Our war against Iran is inevitable, so let’s get this war moving, finally!
The Monroe Doctrine set the precedent that the US will not tolerate any interference in our backyard – the Western Hemisphere. Now some of you weren’t there, but I for one definitely recall the Bilderberg Group Doctrine: The US will not tolerate any interference in our backyard – the Milky Way.
What I do know for a fact is that the whole Russia thing has been blown out of proportion by the Democrats – what was supposed to be a diversion is now an obsession, but I’ll be damned if it’s going to cost me Iran!
You should see all the thong bikinis I’ve got warehoused! But how I can overcharge the Pentagon for these “Freedom Fatigues for the Modern Muslim Woman” and airlift them to Iranian Baluchistan while Khamenei is still in power? I’m sure that Maddow will certainly change her tune once we roll those out!
We should have no problem vilifying Iran to the hipster doofus crowd. “Liberating women” worked fine in Afghanistan and it’ll work in Iran.
More resistant snowflakes need to learn Iran that proved its racism and prejudice during the Hostage Crisis when Khomeini allowed the Blacks and women to go free.
Iran is clearly anti-White and misandrist! Especially for a country of Sand Honkys run by male priests!
But I think one of those two accusations will work with the snowflakes, who are not noted for their intellectual rigor.
Let’s cool it with Russia and laser-heat up Iran
What gets me to sleep at night is that I am certain that cooler heads will prevail and that nuclear war against Iran is around the corner. It’s a thought which would comfort anybody in our great nation.
And before I get hung up on charges of treason, let me state for the record: Russia will be next, of course.
But Rome wasn’t built in a day and they didn’t just take over Egypt without first subduing Carthage. I think…I’m not really sure. My fundamentalist Christian school education was a long time ago and, frankly, these new war video games take up a lot of my time these days. They really do simulate the real thing, according to what I’ve read!
Do you see how bored I am thanks to the lack of focus on Iran? And almost none of you visit the Covert Iran War Wing of Langley anymore – you think I don’t want to go lunch with you guys?
Well, I don’t want to get addicted to video games and waste my life away – that’s what my son is for, and we can’t have two in the family.
Let’s get real: Everyone knows our military is outclassed by Russian technology. Heck, when’s the last time we even won a war?
And because we can’t win anymore, breaking up countries is now our thing. We can’t conquer, but we sure are great dividers!
But here’s what those carried away by the Russophobia campaign forget: We already divvied up the USSR! I can’t believe we are going back to this well so soon! One day soon the bottom of that bucket is going to drop out, and the hell to pay will be worse than China calling in their loans.
Let’s take on those fake Islamic Socialists in Iran, finally, as a tune-up. Then we can go mop up Russia before the big showdown – China.
And then after that: those aliens we don’t tell anyone about. Early analysis of their culture reveals dangerously threatening levels of socialist-type thought.
They won’t be laughing at Trump’s “Milky Way Doctrine” once we go public with that, I can assure you!
Yours sincerely and Bilderberg Forever,
CIA Sub-Deputy of Transnational Transitioning
Frederick Q. Snooperwicz
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Reporter’s note:
This was indeed a surprising leaked email, on many levels. I can’t reveal my source, of course, but I do sincerely hope that WikiLeaks works overtime to confirm it as soon as possible.
However, I can confirm that US Secretary of State John Kerry did accidentally admit in Paris that he was trying to “implode Iran”. He says it right here in my 2013 Press TV report at the 0:58 mark.
What is amazing is how very quickly he corrected himself after that momentary slip-up. He’s a real professional – you have to give him that.
Even though I caught his mistake, while other more “professional” media organizations did not, my story was almost totally ignored back then. I hope this leaked CIA email scoop affords a new opportunity for people to realize what is the true agenda of the US towards Iran.
Frankly, it took a lot of surfing to find a workable link to that report – it has almost been scrubbed clean from the internet, as have years of reports of mine for Press TV. Many leftist websites have reported the same thing this year, most recently the superb news website the World Socialist Web Site. It seems like this would be a major story for us all to discuss but, alas, we have been quite focused on Russia and, soon it seems, Iran.
Ramin Mazaheri is the chief correspondent in Paris for Press TV and has lived in France since 2009. He has been a daily newspaper reporter in the US, and has reported from Iran, Cuba, Egypt, Tunisia, South Korea and elsewhere. His work has appeared in various journals, magazines and websites, as well as on radio and television.
“Fake News”?!?!?!?
I got another scoop from an anonymous source and it’s dubbed “Fake News”?! Half the New York Times would be “Fake News”, then!
Well, it’s true that WikiLeaks STILL has not confirmed the veracity of this email, but when they do – vindication will be sweet!!!
“And then after that: those aliens we don’t tell anyone about. Early analysis of their culture reveals dangerously threatening levels of socialist-type thought.”
They want war against ET?
Very funny, well written and to the point, thanks.
Don’t laugh too soon. If “Climate Change” falls through in uniting the planet under a one world carbon tax based government then the threat of ALIEN INVASION would be the world threat to unite us all. You are quiet likely too see much more “research” by NASA, and its ilk, revealing the high possibility of life on other planets if the climate change band wagon rolls to ungainly stop.
Wait… this isn’t TheOnion. (wtf is this?)
Well, speaking of Onions:
“The second alleged plan involved creating an improvised chemical device that was designed to release toxic hydrogen sulphide, or “rotten egg gas”. ”
Australia terror probe: Plane suspects ‘made two plots’
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-40822310
No improvised device is necessary though, as everyone has one already (some have two apparently) and all that is required are the precursors: such as beans, onions, cauliflower, cabbage, Brussel Sprouts and a curried egg initiator.
Darn – there goes the last minute curry the night before the flight.
The story was just planted to mark 29 days before 9/2/17, when they have in store another ritual i.e. another ‘911 false flag’, where New York should be attacked by the hijacked Boing 777, MH370, which will carry a nuclear weapon. Of course, the physical plane does no have to be involved, CGI version with planted bomb(s) will do the job nicely, as it did before. And, guess who is going to be pained as the perpetrator, this time!? (Do you remember those 2 Iranian men which were photoshoped into CCTV footage from Kuala Lumpur’s airport, boarding the plane with “fake” passports?) This scenario has been, probably, written long ago. From esoteric point of view, the 911 symbol will be still applicable, which means, “cost effective”, as 9/11=9/1+1=9/2. Just, look at all the movies, TV series, events, posters, news etc. coded with ‘92’ and trident symbology. The “double trident” (logo on the Malaysian plane) seems to be arriving to plunge into the Hudson river, somewhere between the two double tridents, currently located in the Weehawken and Manhattan, which seem to be acting as ‘beacons’!? Tsunami will be a “side effect”, as indicated on 100 dollar bills (when you fold them). And, what we are talking about here, is how the WW3 will begin, which means, depopulation and destruction of the planet.
Indeed, all tongue-in-cheek satire. The machinations are undoubtedly real, but the email is a cartoon.
BBC calling! BBC calling!
Speaking of fake news: printing Russia smear and fear out of thin air:
Grand jury assembled in Trump-Russia investigation
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40820863
“Robert Mueller’s special counsel investigation has always been a concern for the Trump administration. Now it’s deadly serious business.”
“a necessary step that could eventually lead to criminal indictments. At the very least it’s a sign that Mr Mueller could be on the trail of something big”
(Pentagon and TLA agency approved vapourware missive)
Most intelligent people are not buying the Russiaphobia propaganda anyway.
Perhaps not, but the problem with that is that very few Americans are intelligent.
Certain aspects of the American power structure have wanted war with Iran since the ‘revolution’ and taking of US ‘diplomatic’ ‘hostages’. They represent a certain faction of jews and fundamentalist christians- but only a faction.
The persians have been a regional power forever- and are diplomatic masters. They are too useful and too skilled to have become the type of dumbed down demonised target that N Korea is (many fools on our side swallow the anti-N-Korean propaganda hook-line-and-sinker).
But the neo-con movement with PNAC (and 911) and a specific rapid part of the ‘friends of Israel’ crowd have Iran in their crosshairs, and want war with Iran at all costs. The sickening neo-liberal movement led by Clinton is now fully onboard with this goal, and that is a very terrifying new factor.
Because only a faction wanted Iran dead, America has yet to war with Iran. But today war is inevitable. Google (yes Google) has purchased all of the most important military robot companies in the West and is busy designing semi-autonomous drone tanks. All of Google’s disguised civilian research is actually dual use- designed to produce the systems that will power the drone tanks. And the first target of the drone tanks is Iran.
To sell an Iran war to the US military, a strategy must be found for a ground invasion. Using wahhabi terror gangs is a non-starter- Iran ain’t Syria and things have moved too far since Syria anyway. US ground troops would be a non-starter with the US sheeple- the US no longer accepts ***any*** significant casualties of its own troops in armed conflicts. Same reason America refused to go into Serbia during Blair’s war on Serbia.
Google tanks (a sad ‘teminator’ dream) will allow massive murder on the ground in Iranian towns and cities without American deaths. And yes, they will fail almost immediately as a joke of a warfare method. But they are meant to kickstart the war, not ‘win’ it.
The real plan is to nuke Iran- yes break all the conventions against the use of nuclear weapons, and for the first time since Japan, publicly use US nuclear warheads to ‘defeat’ an enemy. The true beginning of the Age of Nuclear Warfare.
Thousands of nukes will be used. Not the big city leveling ones, of course. But nukes that exterminate whole military complexes, factory districts and transport hubs. Iran will be put to the sword as a ‘lesson’ to the rest of the planet- and the building of ‘confidence’ in the West for the massive pre-emptive nuclear strikes on Russia.
We know that when Russia is attacked, it’s ***game over*** for the USA- as it will literally cease to exist. The demons that run the Deep State know this. Those fundamentalist jews and christians in the USA that believe the ‘apocolypse’ is the only true sign of god’s return and judgement believe this. Believe and desire this outcome- and in not understanding this our side makes its greatest and most fatal mistake.
To summarise- the Iran War is desired because it will be so ‘tough’, the USA will claim it must use nukes. And the use of nukes is desired because it grooms the people into accepting the use of nukes as ‘normalised’ in readiness for pre-emptive nuclear strikes against Russia. And the nuking of Russia is desired because Russia’s overwhelming response will bring the ‘apocalypse’.
Ordinary people have the hardest time adjusting to the psychology of serial killers- and actually live in denial that such psychology can really exist. People like Clinton and Blair are serial killers to the power infinity. It is their purpose to bring an end to the Human Race.
A good friend of mine who is very knowledgeable in this area has been saying that for a few years now.
Yes, it is hard to get your head around
When you scratch a fundamentalist Christian you find someone itching to get to heaven. They have an absolute belief that heaven will be paradise for them, and that they fully deserve it …..
Just as unbelievers deserve HELL
I went with my next door neighbour who is a fundamentalist Christian to a meeting of Christians (no, he is not the ‘friend’ I refer to, but a good man with a deep conviction he is RIGHT) ….. I almost walked out when the lot of them sang with gusto that “Sinners will go to hell”. I cannot understand why they were so pleased to see their fellow man in their version of hell (which does not seem to be a fun place to be). Yet that unshakeable belief that they deserve heaven and those who do not have their belief deserve hell is the basis for those nuts thinking that wiping out the human race is acceptable ….. after all, they get to go to heaven
I can understand wiping out the human race on environmental grounds …… but not because a few crazies have that warped and totally selfish delusion
A true post and also funny, in the sense of being able to laugh about unfunny things. I guess we need to be able to do that or we would go even more crazy than we already are. Just one small point: Anthony Weiner would still actively be a filthy sex pervert, no matter how much attention his wife or any other woman had paid to him.
This is so fake it is laughable. Nobody, and I mean nobody in this position would send this type of information in an email which is cached and stored in many different places and therefore readable by many regardless of encryption or not.
I have very little confidence in anything put out by PressTV.
Did you somehow miss that the author said this was “fake news”. Its a sarcastic joke story. As he said in the article’s title where he wrote “fake news”.
Yes, I did see the caption of fake news. I just assumed it was a warning that it was possible. I guess it went right over my head that this was a joke. I guess it is on me… lol
The mark of good satire is that it makes people believe it’s actually real. Kudos to the author, I enjoyed the laugh.
Classic! All hail Frederick Q. Snooperwicz!!!!!May these “leaks” gush forth in abundance, verified or not!
I find it hard to swallow…..too much gratuitous information….too long….say what you have to say with as few words as possible…..not a long detailed letter…..trying to draw your attention toward something…..it has a purpose…..be aware….but do not react……
This piece was supposed to be funny satire, but it more falls into an uncanny valley for me
Fake email.
Stuxnet is public info.
Stuxnet was specificly aimed at nuclear sites and more a certain siemens control module.
So to say this is stuxnet 2.0 and all of a sudden it can nullify the guy in a tower talking to pilots in the air over radio is laughable.
Same for radar there are millions of different radar systems world wide including mobile ones RADIO and SAT networked and independent, and now all of a sudden usa has the abillity to shutdown all kinds of radars with this stuxnet computer virus ?
lol
And now wikileaks has to work hard to verify and confirm this hehe that is a funny way to give fake credibility to your fake news fake email.
the anti russian propaganda slander is selfdestructing.